Jul

25

Summer Sessions: How To Get Down and Not End Up In Jail

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Welcome to Summer Sessions. We’re looking forward to having you here at the brewery, drinking good beer, catching an amazing live show and enjoying a life-changing experience. With all that in mind, we anticipated your questions and have provided you with our best answers.

Q. Mom says she has to cut my hair before she lets me out of the house. What is the timeline for Saturday?
A. Is she still just putting the bowl over your head and cutting along the line? That’s rough. Get here right when doors open and we’ll see if we can help. Here is schedule of events:

UPDATE

  • 5:00 pm Doors Open
  • 6:00 pm GALACTIC takes the stage

Q. I plan on having more than two drinks at this shindig, but I need to eat so I don’t miss the end of the show again. What is the food situation?
A. A good base and the constant addition of food based calories is also on our to do list for the day. We don’t want any impromptu verses of Temple of The Dog’s Hunger Strike ruining the show so we asked some of our food truck friends to join the party including:

Q. If the tasting room isn’t open during the show, how are we supposed to get beer?
A. We bring the beer to you of course. What kind of sick brewery invites 1,200 friends over and doesn’t serve beer? Here is what we are hawking on the lawn:

  • Draft: Dead Rise OLD BAY Summer Ale, Raging Bitch Belgian-Style IPA, Doggie Style Pale Ale, Fever Dream Mango Habanero IPA, Sawbones Ginger Table Beer, Heat Series Ancho Lime Paradise Lager
  • Cans: Easy IPA, Bloodline Blood Orange Ale, Snake Dog IPA, Numero Uno Agave Cerveza
  • FirkinsSnake Dog with extra columbus hops, Doggie Style Pale Ale with lemon, ginger and cardamon, Bloodline with cocoa and vanilla

Q. Someone super soaked me last time I tried to light up at the brewery. Are you making a smoking exception for this event?
A. To preserve the quality of your sensory experience, the event is smoke-free and there is no re-entry once you’re inside of our magical gates. You leave the smokes and vapes at home and we’ll leave the Super Soakers at home.

Q. My dog Beethoven loves Galactic and People’s Blues even more than me. Can he come to the show?
A. Charles Grodin is that you again? You know the deal, no pooches at Summer Sessions. We only have enough space to accommodate the beer drinking humans that will be on the lawn.

Q. My great aunt hand made me an afghan that I take to every show. Will there be a spot for me to build a fort on the lawn?
A. She sounds like a saint, and while we would love to oblige just to see her handy work, we didn’t book Kenny G for a reason. We want you up and moving, getting that blood flowing and meeting your neighbors. That’s what its all about. Whoever coined that business about the Hokey Pokey was a liar.
 
Q. I have a kickstarter going for one of a kind jorts that hold various blades. Cool if I show a pair off?
A. Your entrepreneurial spirit is what we love about America. We already have security and they are going to be frisking like POTUS is coming so leave the weapons at home. We’ll keep you safe.
 
Q. Sounds like you make more rules than beer. Anything else I need to know?
A. Even though that was sarcastic, we appreciate you asking. The show will go on rain or shine and as always, you must be 21+ with a valid ID to enter.
 
For additional information, call Blondie, she has been waiting since 1980.
 
The finest print: The goal is simple: We want you to come to the brewery, drink good beer, catch an amazing live show and have a life-changing experience. To preserve the quality of your sensory experience, the event is smoke free and there is no re-entry once you’re inside of our magical gates. No pets, the only dog you should be responsible for at this event is the one in your hand and yes, we get the irony. Since we couldn’t book Jimmy Buffet, we ask that you leave the blankets, chairs and umbrellas at home. If this breaks your heart, make plans to stay in with a margarita and your “Boats Beaches Bars and Ballads” CD box set like our social media guy is doing this Friday night. No outside food or drink is permitted with the sole exception of unopened bottled water. Lastly, no weapons. The zombie apocalypse won’t begin until January 20, 2017. All shows are rain or shine and tickets are non-refundable. As always, you must be 21+ with a valid ID to enter. For even more information, call Ghostbusters.

What are your rules regarding photography? I’ll be there shooting for The Lot Scene.

Rohry Flood says:

Hey Jeff, can you email Larry.Fellows@FlyingDogBrewery.com to confirm? Cheers.

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