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Flying Dog’s Top 10 Things To Do Before You Die

As we await the rapture, the Flying Dog brain trust assembled on 12/12/12 for what will now be known as the most important meeting in the history of this brewery. 

The task at hand? Assemble a top 10 list of things to do before the world ends on December 21.

After reviewing approximately 70 hours of David Letterman Top 10 footage spanning from 1985 to 2000 (because we all know the writing took a dip in 2001) and watching any YouTube video that involved the keywords “pleasure” and “butt trumpet,” our team got to work.

So if you would join us in a “finger tapping on your desk” drumroll (because it’s really, really hard to imbed audio in a blog post), we are thrilled, scared, and a little bit excited to give you:

“Flying Dog’s Top 10 Things To Do Before You Die That Guarantee Fulfillment and Triumph Before Humankind Is Vaporized on December 21.”

  1. Get a face tattoo of Mike Tyson.
  2. Go streaking up to the quad and into the gymnasium.
  3. Do a number two off of a hot air balloon.
  4. Ride a mechanical bull naked.
  5. Walk 500 miles. Then walk 500 more. 
  6. Go scrunchie shopping with Steven Seagal.
  7. Sing “We Didn’t Start the Fire” on karaoke night.
  8. Be involved in a high speed chase.
  9. Make and eat a turkducken.
  10. Kill Nicolas Cage.

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