Ladies and Gentleman, Start Your Engines
There’s not one city in the DMV that has the death penalty for firking tapping…although we’re not so sure about Cockeysville.
With God as our copilot, our most distinguished group of cask-conditioned scofflaws and degenerates are racing through 11 cities with 11 firkins in 11 days, starting next Thursday at Jack Rose Dining Saloon in Washington, DC.
Follow the race with #FirkinRun. And we’ve even done your Google mapping for you: